Man still bears in his bodily frame the indelible stamp of his lowly origin.

Somehow, and without any exciting, interesting story of depravity or debauchery, I injured my back on Sunday night. I felt a twinge just before bed but nothing too serious. When I work up on Monday morning I could barely walk so was confined to my bed all day.
Woke up this morning feeling marginally better. I can just about walk at a very slow pace more like that of an octogenarian. I was able to dress myself and shower. Victory for Team Cliph! Stayed in bed for a while and then hobbled slowly out to the chemist to get some Deep Heat (Ob. Wikip. Link) and a sandwich.

There’s a physio. at the end of my street but they’re booked out for today and tomorrow. Here’s hoping this clears up soon as I really can’t afford the time lost at this point.

This kind of injury is a little weird in that it only effects a small part of my body. The rest of me is ok but my mobility is also severely impacted. Most other debilitating injuries or illnesses I’ve experienced usually have some overall detrimental effect on your well being, like a flu for example.

I wish Darwin did a better job when he was designing our backs. Not so intelligent now, are you?

11 Responses to “Man still bears in his bodily frame the indelible stamp of his lowly origin.”


  1. 1 Ste

    Ouch, sore back can be the worst. When I blew out my knee Lisa’s Army-Medic brother gave me a tube of something called Bio-Freeze which worked wonders at pain relief, it’s kinda Deep Heat like, but better and ectoplasm green.

    Seeking professional advice is definately wise with back pains tho’

  2. 2 seamus

    get to the chemist and over-dose on Neurofen plus. STAT!

  3. 3 michael

    You can combine Neurofen (not plus) and Solpadine.
    Take one, then the other 2 hours later.

    Obviously not something you want to do long term, but it’s what my GP told me to do when I hurt my back a while ago.

  4. 4 Aidan Kehoe

    Get well soon.

  5. 5 Cliph

    The pharmacist I spoke to recommended alternating between my usual Solpadine and something with ibuprofen in it, i.e. Neurofen. Problem there is that, as far as I know, there aren’t any soluble ibuprofen products on the market and I can’t swallow tablets/pills so I’ll have to stick to the paracetamol & codeine in Solpadine.

    I asked the pharmacist would he recommend Deep Heat (a heat treatment, oddly enough) or Biofreeze (a cold treatment, also oddly enough) and he said I might get some relief from a heat treatment so that’s what I went with.

  6. 6 seamus

    “I can’t swallow tablets/pills”

    Up until I was 20, I convinced myself I couldn’t swallow. Then I got a really bad tooth ache and by god, I wasn’t shoving those neurofens down my throat fast enough. Get over it [pussy]. Big GULPS.

  7. 7 Cliph

    Have you seen the size of my tonsils?

  8. 8 seamus

    That’s redundant. I’m sure the chunks of food you swallow are much larger than a gulp of water with a pea sized pill taking a water slide down your oesophgasus. Just think of it as the Kerry Aqua Dome for medication.

  9. 9 Joanne

    Grind the nurofen down and put it in ice cream or on chocolate or something!

    Personally, i’d rather swallow a brick than drink soluble pain killers.

    “DE-A-36 38 414 discloses the addition of arginine or lysine in an amount exceeding the molar level to obtain a soluble form of ibuprofen. The addition of these amino-acid-components causes great disadvantages. Arginine and lysine are very expensive for use as a pharmaceutical adjuvant and exceed by far the costs of the active ingredient ibuprofen itself.”

  10. 10 Glen Z Wombat

    Give me a shout when you’re feeling better and I can save you a trip to the doc (and the physio because they’re useless to you) if you like. I have a bunch of exercises I was told to do by a trainer and a doctor that prevented me from ever having another problem - i went from having crippling back pain every six months for two years to not having even a twinge in the past year and a half.

  11. 11 Cliph

    Have you got diagrams, charts and animated gifs?

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