Poor Kenny Rogers. For as long as I can remember he has been a golden voiced, silver haired gent you’d be happy to have over for tea at your grandmother’s house. It’s said that Kenny has had cosmetic surgery throughout his career but now it looks like some recent procedures have been ill-advised and have left him looking like many other tight-faced stars. He’s also had his once respectable wardrobe of nice jumpers tossed aside in favor of shirts and leather.
Then Now
Oh Kenny, genius though you are, why have you forsaken us? He even has a Myspace. Let me say that again. Kenny Rogers. Has. A. Fucking. Myspace.
All that said, his new album, prior to the promoting of which Kenny probably had this work done, is actually quite good.
To the “surgeon” responsible for this work; You bastard, you killed Kenny.
Haha! What a fantastic setup for the pun. Excellent writing, Cliph.
It’s “Oh my God, you killed Kenny! You bastard!” but yes: funny. That pic of Kenny in the Onion article seems to provide a sort of halfways snapshot of his transformation from grizzly to…er…twink.
I know the correct order of the phrase, I chose the particular order I chose for emphasis.
Hybrid Kenny from the year 2525.
You’re right about Kenny, he’s lost Grizzly Adams look which is what we loved about him.
He doesn’t even act like the same person.
Thank God his voice is still pretty much in tact.
Let’s hope as he gets older he’ll eventually get that old familiar look back once those eyebrows of his drop back down again and if he chooses plastic surgery again, it won’t be that extreme .