In a romantic comedy based on my life (comedy and romance sometimes optional), who would play me and who would play you.
I have two already picked out;
Karl would be played by Richard E. Grant and Maria by Bette Midler.
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In a romantic comedy based on my life (comedy and romance sometimes optional), who would play me and who would play you.
I have two already picked out;
Karl would be played by Richard E. Grant and Maria by Bette Midler.
yeah - that’d be right - coz i’m so dashingly handsome, and maria is loud and annoying :>
you should be played by mr t. - it’s obvious innit?
John:

You - Jon Favreau. Me - Scarlett Johansen.
kstop, Helena said Jon Favreau too, are you guys in league? I’d rather be Jeremy Priven, or rather have him be me.

I think John would be better played by Donal Logue:
You can be played by Jon Heder:

But nobody wants to see a movie with Jon Heder touching his special areas for 120 minutes…
Speak for yourself.
I’m going to spend the entire evening pointing at my cock, just to convince people that Piven is the guy for me.
And so, the guantlet has been dropped.
I say Eddie Murphy should play you.
Why’s that Ste? Do you mean the old RAW Eddie or the new tame Disney Eddie?
Both, Tame Disney Eddie can play daytime Mild Mannered Daytime Cliph and old RAW Eddie can play the seedy underbelly Cliph.
I think he could win an oscar if he did it right.
Course you’ll need a good director,
And get Richard Pryor to play me, and if he can rope Gene Wilder into being Colm, all the better.