Funny sometimes

In a romantic comedy based on my life (comedy and romance sometimes optional), who would play me and who would play you.

I have two already picked out;

Karl would be played by Richard E. Grant and Maria by Bette Midler.

11 Responses to “Funny sometimes”


  1. 1 karl

    yeah - that’d be right - coz i’m so dashingly handsome, and maria is loud and annoying :>
    you should be played by mr t. - it’s obvious innit?

  2. 2 Anonymous

    John:
    Jeremy Priven

  3. 3 kstop

    You - Jon Favreau. Me - Scarlett Johansen.

  4. 4 Cliph

    kstop, Helena said Jon Favreau too, are you guys in league? I’d rather be Jeremy Priven, or rather have him be me.
    I think John would be better played by Donal Logue:
    Donal Logue

    You can be played by Jon Heder:
    Jon Heder

  5. 5 kstop

    But nobody wants to see a movie with Jon Heder touching his special areas for 120 minutes…

  6. 6 Cliph

    Speak for yourself.

  7. 7 johnke

    I’m going to spend the entire evening pointing at my cock, just to convince people that Piven is the guy for me.

  8. 8 Cliph

    And so, the guantlet has been dropped.

  9. 9 Ste

    I say Eddie Murphy should play you.

  10. 10 Cliph

    Why’s that Ste? Do you mean the old RAW Eddie or the new tame Disney Eddie?

  11. 11 Ste

    Both, Tame Disney Eddie can play daytime Mild Mannered Daytime Cliph and old RAW Eddie can play the seedy underbelly Cliph.

    I think he could win an oscar if he did it right.

    Course you’ll need a good director,

    And get Richard Pryor to play me, and if he can rope Gene Wilder into being Colm, all the better.

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