News Flash!
There were scenes of protest outside Dail Eireann today, as a ten thousand strong crowd gathered to confront the government on their failure to bring about the apocalypse.
“This is just typical of Fianna Fail,” one protestor remarked, “The only reason I voted for them in the last election was because they were the only party progressive enough to include a policy of total annihilation of the human race in their campaign agenda. But now of course they have reneged on that promise and let us all down.” A spokesman for the Socialist Workers Party addded: “I don’t know what this is all about, we just heard there was a protest and joined in so we could sell our newspaper.”
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