Three of us, Sean, Gerard and I, walking to M&S to buy lunch. Sean and myself, standing either side of Gerard, decided to squash him between us as we walked. His pushed us aside and I stumbled almost into the path of a young lady who was coming up behind us. I turned around to apolagise to her and my eyes met Samantha Mumba giving the dirtiest luck any pseudo-celeb has ever given me.
That just made my week.
Silly boys, she could have beaten you with the oscar she doesn’t have.
Her top deserved an Oscar in that movie. Best performance by a string vest in a feature film.
You make it sound lke psuedo-celebs give you dirty looks on a regular basis. Care to reveal some more who have given you dirty looks?
I have run-ins.
I nearly battered yer man from JJ72 about the head and neck with the receiver off a telephone box outside Tower Records….
But Mackers stopped me.
you could have beaten her over the head with your lunch..or anything that was close at hand.
you could have even used one of your collegues.
Ste: sorry I stopped you from finishing him off, but luckily the second album did that for them anyway.