A tutorial for Mums and Dads from Microsoft on how to understand your children’s “leetspeak” (looks like the Microsoft article “borrows” from the WikiPedia entry, or they share an unattributed source). Words like “pwned” (I particularly like that first entry with maddox), “w00t” and who could forget “j00“, feature.
i sent them a reply saying it wasn’t useful because it was incomplete and didn’t even contain
cactus (it is hard to do properly but when it is it’s extreamely funny)
OMG
HAX
SNAX
haxxx0r
and many of the other commonly used script kiddie/AOL terms (or the terms used to make fun of them)